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Hello! We're a plural system (see explanation in About), who practices magick. That is, the manipulation of the various energies of the world in the pursuit of a desired outcome. Note that in our opinion, this can only change the probability of the desired outcome, not guarantee it.
We can't perform miracles.
We are only novices with magick, and have a lot to learn and practice. Part of the purpose of this page is to give us a chance to experiment and develop our skills. In the process of that, we would like to help people with their problems, if we can. So, we offer our magick as a free service. Though we can take tips if, and only if you want to give them. We will never shame anyone for not paying us - money isn't the point here.
In the case that you approach us with something that can't be helped with magick, we'll do our best to give you practical, common sense advice. If there's simply nothing that can be done about your problem, by us or others, we'll be happy to listen to you, should you need someone to vent to.
We consider our conversations private, and will not share anything you tell us.
We feel this service is a way for us to support others who don't have the easiest lives. We take this very seriously. Should we ever give a bit of bad advice or otherwise mess up, please tell us!
We are not trained professionals in any sense; we are not educators, doctors, psychologists, or anything else. If you are having an issue that could be helped by a professional, you should talk to them, not us.
We are doing this on our own time. Please understand we might be busy sometimes. Because of this, we can't help you in an emergency. Please use your local emergency services instead in that case.
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This website will be updated periodically.
What is this?
What is it that you do?
This is a place where you can ask for free magick services, or, if that isn't up your alley, you can ask for advice or even just for a shoulder to lean on.
Whatever you need! We mainly help people with their problems by using magick, but we're also happy to offer advice or an ear if you just need someone to talk to.
Why do you do this for free?
We have two main goals:
1. To help people however we can.
2. To get better at using magick.
Life is hard, and we wanted the chance to make it a little easier for others if possible. Not everyone in a bad spot can afford to pay. But we do accept tips, but only if you want to tip us. There is no pressure, and we already benefit from having the chance to practice magick.
Why do you keep saying "we"?
Because we're a plural system. That means we're a bunch of minds/souls sharing one physical body. We were born this way. We're not possessed, we don't have DID, and we're perfectly happy the way we are. Each person in our system (called headmates) specializes in a different kind of magick, so you'll be talking to different people in our system depending on what you need.
Can you help me with -example-?
Can I ask you a question about magick, plurality, etc etc?
Depends. We'll need to talk it over. Head on over to our Contact Us section and tell us about what you need.
Of course! You can ask us anything you're curious about. Use the Contact Us section to ask. We may also make an FAQ at some point.
What do you refuse to do?
We won't break the law, or participate in any activities that are illegal. Otherwise, we may refuse to help you for any (or no) reason. That is our right. But as for specific cases, that depends on what we feel about it after we talk over what you need and why.
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What you talk to us about is private information, and we won't share it.
What is Magick?
The definition may vary for other people, but we would say magick is the practice of using intention, willpower and energy to manipulate the universe in a subtle way to accomplish something. That something could be getting information to help you make a decision, increasing or deceasing the chances of something happening, or even just for the fun of it or for the sake of experimentation. Your imagination and creativity are the only limits, but it does still take hard work and dedication to accomplish anything with magick, and some things may be possible, but simply aren't practical enough to pull off, or may take too much time and effort long-term to be worth trying for it. Generally, if something can be done without magick, that's the better option just for the sake of practicality. Magick is not an easy out, or a way to avoid working at something. It is not an instant fix. It is an aid, but it requires that something already be possible to be used. For example, we can't make you invincible, because your body, like everything else, slowly decays. This is called entropy, as described by the second law of thermodynamics. It would be an incredibly tall order. Perhaps possible (we doubt it), but not for us. On the other hand, we might be able to help you feel more energetic, or help you to sleep better. That would be much more realistic, in our view. Generally speaking, we can't break the laws of physics. There's a reason they define existence, and magick is part of that existence; it works with, not against, these laws.
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Magick should never, EVER be a replacement for professional care and advice! Whether that means a life counselor, a coach, a doctor, a therapist, a vet, the police, a teacher or otherwise, magick cannot replace their expertise, and where needed, they should be consulted before turning to magick. Magick should be the last option, when there is nothing else you can do about something. As an example, let's say your dog is sick. Before looking for help from magick, you should see a vet, and a specialist if relevant. You should do your research on the symptoms your dog is suffering from. Only after you've exhausted all those options (and any others you have available to you) it would be acceptable to look at magick; because there's nothing else you can do, but you still want to do something. It's important to use magick last because it might not work. Remember that it hasn't been well studied by science, or even proven to exist at all. Use your best judgement and educated skepticism. Always learn all you can before making a decision. We know we will always be learning about magick. There is no such thing as a master in this field, not until it can be more reliably studied.
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On the note of exercising caution, when approaching anyone for help with magick always reference the Advanced Bonewits' Cult Danger Evaluation Frame. This is not optional if you care about your safety. There are a lot of bad people out there. Take care of yourself.
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Part of the reason we offer our services for free is because we can't promise they'll work (and, no matter what anyone says, magick is never 100% foolproof). Don't rely on our magick in an emergency or dire circumstance. And even when you ask for magick, make sure you have other plans and efforts in place. Use your common sense and individual rights. You can accomplish more than you realize on your own.
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Please remember that all of this is only based on our own experiences and opinions. What we say isn't necessarily law or fact. Make sure to think for yourself.
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We'll work on adding sections for different kinds of magick here, over time.
Our Headmates
We will add headmates to this list at their leisure.
A basic rundown on us as people:
We're a plural system; meaning we are many minds/souls in one body. Someone who isn't plural is called a singlet. A person in our plural system (or just system) is called a headmate. We are people, not imaginary friends, demons or otherwise. We would greatly appreciate being treated like people. We were born plural, and we are not possessed, nor do we have DID (so we can't answer questions on behalf of DID systems or for any other community, we can only answer on behalf of our own system. Different systems will be different from each other, and all should be respected like anyone else.) We have no host or "original", so none of our headmates look like our body, identify with it, or own it. No one is in charge of our system, and we all act as individuals, but under a set of system rules. A fine pronoun for us is "they", to avoid confusion.
Our headmates have individual past life memories, and because of this, we believe in a multiverse, as none of us are from this world.
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Some of our headmates might ask for some energy (such as chi, or prana, if you will), in exchange for doing their best to help you. This will never be at your expense (a significant amount of energy has to be taken to harm someone, if it's even possible to harm someone by taking energy - which is arguable), and will never be required (unless the headmate you're working with specifically needs your energy to perform the magick you need done). We will never take your energy without your explicit consent, or interact with you in any other energtic or magickal way without your knowledge and permission. We will always be honest with you about what we will try for you, and get your consent before we try it.
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If any headmate would want energy in exchange for magick, they will list it under their name in this section, along with the types of magick they specialize in. Note that just because we have specialties, doesn't mean those are the only things we'll do. For instance, most people will do a tarot reading, though tarot probably won't be listed as anyone's specialty.
If you want, you can also look at the list of headmates (empty for now, we will fill it out) and pick someone to help you. Just ask for them when you contact us. Or, if you don't ask for a specific person, we will find a headmate to help you. We may also help you as a group.
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Additionally, if a headmate is currently completely preoccupied with a previous request, we'll mark them as busy on the list below, until they're available again.
Projects
This section is going to be empty for a while. Eventually, artwork and writing will be available for purchase, as a way to tip us if you want to.
Contact Us
Terms & Conditions
Before you ask us for help or ask us a question, be sure to read the Home (at the top) and Magick pages. (And the Headmates page if you want to talk to a specific person.)
We have terms and conditions that you must agree to before asking us for magick or advice. By messaging us, you agree to these. Read and make sure you understand them before contacting us! Should you not follow these, our contact with you will cease.
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Our magick is not a miracle cure, or an instant fix, and you won't expect it to be. It is experimental, and you acknowledge this. It will not always work.
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Our advice may not be helpful. Use your best judgement, and never take our word as law, but rather as the opinion it is. If you feel our advice was harmful in some way, please tell us right away. You are always free to disagree with us.
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You will not rely on us in an emergency, and will instead use your local resources such as 911 and suicide hotlines.
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If we refuse to help you for any (or no) reason, you will accept that. If we cease contact with you, we will still keep our conversations confidential.
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We will decide what we can do best for you, even if you have a specific request. We may not always agree to doing what you want, and may have other ideas.
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We will not begin using any magick for you until we've described our plans to you, and you consent to them. Should you change your mind at any point, tell us, and we will cancel the magick we were doing.
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We will only respond to new conversations if they were started from the below contact form. Then we will continue our conversation in email replies. Do not start a new email conversation with us without this form; you will be ignored. Reply to existing emails with us instead, if you've already started a conversation using this form.
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Our conversations will remain confidential, and we will not judge you.
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If you want to tip us without buying any artwork or writing, ask us about it during our conversation.
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You will not expect us to respond instantly. We run this site in our free time; we get busy. You will not spam us if we take some time getting back to you.
Now that you've read that, be sure to send us a detailed request. What do you need done? Why? Do you have any preferences on how we address it? Be sure to include if there's a specific headmate you want to handle it, and any other details. Feel free to ask anything you need to, we're happy to explain different types of magick if you need us to.
We will respond to the email address you provide.